A big mess of Pittsburgh Steelers Jokes (PG)

What does a Steeler fan say when he steps up to the microphone? “Would you like fries with that?”

Two Steelers fans walk past a bar. Hey, it could happen.

What do you call a Steeler fan without a girlfriend? Homeless.

What do you say to a Steeler fan wearing a suit? “Will the defendant please rise?”

What is the difference between a dead skunk in the middle of the road and a dead Steeler fan in the middle of the road? There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

How many Steeler fans does it take to change a light bulb? One, because they think if they simply hold onto the bulb the world will revolve around them.

Why did the Steelers fan demand his money back after seeing the Cher concert? He thought she was Troy Polamalu!

What are the best things about Pittsburgh? The airport and the interstate highway system. They help you leave there.

How does a Steeler fan deal with a “bad hair day?” Puts a shirt on!

A Steeler fan’s wife greeted him at the door wearing a sexy negligee. Trouble is, she was coming in.

Why did Arnold Palmer move to Florida from Latrobe PA? To get away from the Steelers fans.

What did the Steeler fan do when he was given a pink slip? He put it on!

Did you hear the Pittsburgh schools had to cancel sex education classes for the week? Drivers’ ed’ needed the car.

Steeler fans looks like a bumblebees with a bad shave. The men look even worse.

Why did the Steeler fan grow a mustache? So he could look like his mother.

Where will the Pittsburgh Steelers sit during next year’s Super Bowl? On their couches at home!

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I've been posting jokes to http://www.jokeindex.com for 11 years now... That's funny in itself... But I take no blame or credit for any of this humor, I just post what I find.
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