The perfect man is gentle,
Never cruel or mean.
He has a beautiful smile,
and keeps his face so clean.
The perfect man likes children,
and will raise them by your side.
He will be a good father as well,
as husband to his bride.
The perfect man loves cooking,
to clean and vacuum too.
He’ll do anything in his power,
to show his love to you.
The perfect man is sweet,
Writing poetry from your name.
He’s a best friend to your mother,
and kisses away your pain.
He never has made you cry,
or battered you in any way.
To hell with this endless poem:
The Perfect Man is GAY!!
See the orignal joke at http://cqhub.co/PC10