The Importance Of Proper Punctuation (G)

Gloria doesn’t like writing new letters, so she wrote one that she can use when she likes a guy OR if she hates him. Just a matter of punctuation…

DEAR JOHN LETTER ONE:

Dear John:

I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we’re apart. I can be forever happy–will you let me be yours? Gloria

DEAR JOHN LETTER TWO:

Dear John:

I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we’re apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be? Yours, Gloria

See the orignal joke at http://cqhub.co/em50