A very snobby woman is sitting in a restaurant, having just finished her clam chowder. As she leans over to reach into her purse for her wallet to pay the waiter, she releases a loud fart that makes everyone turn towards her table.
Hoping to blame the flatulent blast on the waiter, she sits up with an air of indignation on her face and shouts: “Stop it!”
To which the smart waiter replies, “Of course madam, which way did it go?”
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