Tag Archives: Computer/Tech
If Cars Programming Languages
Ada is a tank. A butt-ugly tank that never breaks down. People laugh uncontrollably if you tell them you drive Ada, but really, do you want to be driving a sports car in a war zone? Assembly Language is a … Continue reading
How the Internet Started
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long … Continue reading
Mac or PC?
I’ve never even been curious about using a Mac. Except that one time in the men’s restroom in the park, but that was an accident… See the original joke at http://cqhub.co/4y50
Millions Return their iPad 2s
CUPERTINO (The AP) – A clever work-around discovered by a tech-savvy tablet user has enabled millions of consumers to avoid buying Apple’s heavily touted iPad 2: at the end of emails, they merely type, “Sent from my iPad 2.” Tracy … Continue reading
iPad Household
If you and all of your friends live together and have iPads at the same time, eventually they’ll sync up. See the original joke at http://cqhub.co/Mr50
iPods, cell phones and crosswalks — what do you think? (G)
Following the first increase in pedestrian fatalities in four years, some states are considering banning the use of electronic devices like cell phones and MP3 players in crosswalks. What do you think? Lucinda Green Systems Analyst “Now that you mention … Continue reading
Senior Texting Codes (G)
Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you. ATD: At The Doctor’s BFF: Best Friend … Continue reading
Email and Job Hunting (G)
An unemployed man is desperate to support his family of a wife and three kids. He applies for a janitor’s job at a large firm and easily passes an aptitude test. The human resources manager tells him, “You will be … Continue reading
Bill Gates and the House Contractor (G)
The following is a conversation overheard as Bill Gates was moving into his new house… Bill: “There are a few issues we need to discuss.” Contractor: “Ah, you have our basic support option. Calls are free for the first 90 … Continue reading
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