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Doctor at the World Health Organization
I used to work as a doctor for the World Health Organization. I didn’t mean to, I thought I was auditioning for Doctor Who. — Milton Jones See the original Joke at http://cqhub.co/e560
Zombie One-liners and Riddles
What is the difference between zombies and patched jeans? Zombies are dead men, Jeans are mended. When do zombies go to sleep? When they are dead tired. What do you call a one inch zombie? Tomb Thumb Where do you … Continue reading
A Bird in the Hand Observation
A bird in the hand might well be worth two in the bush, but it makes blowing your nose very difficult. See the original Joke at http://cqhub.co/Q560
Pizza and Gynecology
What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? They both can smell it but can’t eat it. See the original Joke at http://cqhub.co/J560
Zero to 200 in 3 Seconds
I was watching Top Gear the other night and they had a car that could go from zero to 60 in three seconds. I said to my wife, “I want something that can go from zero to 60 in three … Continue reading
What do we call people from Germany?
The teacher asks, “Jenny, what do we call people from Turkey?” “Turks!” “That’s correct. Johnny, what do we call people from Germany?” “Uhh… Germs?” See the original Joke at http://cqhub.co/5560
A Limerick from Dundee
There was a man from Dundee. Whose limericks always ended on line three. I don’t know why. See the original Joke at http://cqhub.co/y460
Surgery by Occupation
Five surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, ‘I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.’ The second responds, ‘Yeah, but … Continue reading
Punishing the Parrot
There’s this parrot that swears like a sailor, I mean he’s a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. The trouble is that the guy who owns the parrot is a quiet, conservative type, and this … Continue reading
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