Tag Archives: Intellectual
Insulting Uranus
Editor’s Note: Although the scientific community has been trying to get us to all pronounce Uranus as you’re-uh-nuss instead of your-anus, the jokes will never die. Here are a few oneliner insults built around how we really pronounce the planet’s … Continue reading
Super geeky Chemistry Jokes
Does anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na Tell me a potassium joke! K Cats are composed of iron, lithium and neon… or FeLiNe What do you do when a chemist dies? You Barium! BONUS geeky joke: I wanted to … Continue reading
A Math Limerick
There was a young fellow from Trinity Who took the square root of infinity But the number of digits Gave him the fidgets He dropped math and took up divinity See the original joke at http://cqhub.co/Tv50
A violin limerick
There once was a violinist from Rio who was seduced by a lady named Cleo. When she pulled down her panties, she said, “Please no andantes, I want this allegro con brio.” See the original joke at http://cqhub.co/9s50
A couple brass instrument riddles
Q – How do you tell you’re kissing a french horn player? A – He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your ass. Q – What’s a tuba for? A – 1 1/2 X 3 1/2. See the original … Continue reading
Some amusing anagrams (G)
PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE GEORGE BUSH: When you … Continue reading
The Importance Of Proper Punctuation (G)
Gloria doesn’t like writing new letters, so she wrote one that she can use when she likes a guy OR if she hates him. Just a matter of punctuation… DEAR JOHN LETTER ONE: Dear John: I want a man who … Continue reading
The Pilot with the Seeing Eye Dog (G)
The passengers on a small plane are a quite surprised when the pilots arrive. The pilots walk up the aisle, both wearing dark glasses. One has a seeing-eye dog, the other is tapping his way with a white-tipped cane. The … Continue reading
Etymologist vs entomologist riddle (G)
Q: What is the difference between an etymologist and an entomologist? A: An etymologist would know the difference See the orignal joke at http://cqhub.co/rl50
Scientists game of Hide and Seek (G)
One day all the scientists in heaven decided to play hide-n-seek. Einstein was “it” and had to count up to 100 and then start searching. Einstein starts counting… “1,2,3…” Everyone starts hiding except Newton who just draws a square of … Continue reading
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