Tag Archives: Kids
Late for school
Little Johnny arrives at school 30 minutes late and his teacher asks, “Why are you late for school?” Johnny replies, “Because of the Sign.” “What Sign?” “The sign that says School Ahead Go Slow” See the original Joke at http://cqhub.co/X360
Too many questions
Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in … Continue reading
Little Suzy learns about the Beaver
One day, Little Suzy goes swimming in the lake with her grandmother. After they get out they go to shower. “Grandma,” Little Suzy asks, pointing between her grandmother’s legs. “What’s that?” “Oh,” her grandmother replies. “That’s my beaver, dear.” The … Continue reading
A Boy Learns about Politics
The boy says to his dad, “Daddy, I have to write a special report for school, but I don’t know what Politics is.” “Well, son, let’s take our home as an example. I am the bread-winner, so let’s call me … Continue reading
Choice of Words
“You have to talk to Junior, honey,” the wife said when her husband got home. “What did he do this time?” “He was telling the neighbors about his aunt who likes to crochet.” Her hubby is perplexed and asked, “What’s … Continue reading
One person sleeping on top of the other
A little boy asks his grandmother, “Grandma, what’s it called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?” The grandmother thinks for a moment and replies, “Why, that’s called sexual intercourse.” The … Continue reading
Children Writing About the Ocean
1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age 6) 2) Oysters’ balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6) 3) If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island. If you don’t have ocean … Continue reading
An Apple A Day
Fred came rushing in to his Dad. “Dad!”he puffed, “is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?” “That’s what they say,”said his Dad. “Well, give me an apple quick ? I’ve just broken the doctor’s window!” … Continue reading
The Little Bow Hunter
Editor’s note: I have no idea if this is true or if where it came from. But it’s an amusing little yarn… ———- Around age 10 my dad got me one of those little badass compound bow beginner kits. Of … Continue reading
When To Start Cussing (PG)
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. The 6 year old asks, “You know what? I think it’s about time we started cussing. “The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The … Continue reading
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