Tag Archives: Medical
Surgery by Occupation
Five surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, ‘I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.’ The second responds, ‘Yeah, but … Continue reading
Substitute Doctor
A doctor in Duluth Minnesota wanted to get Off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant. ‘Ole, I am goin’ huntin’ tomorrow and don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic … Continue reading
The ugly person at the psychiatrist
A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked into the doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, I’m so depressed and lonely. I don’t have any friends, no one will come near me, and everybody laughs … Continue reading
Unusual Medical Condition
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘The green, green grass of home.’” The doc replies, “That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.” “Is it common?” “It’s not unusual” See the original joke at http://cqhub.co/cx50
FDA Pulls Drug From Market
A pharmaceutical company developed a new drug which, when administered to women, compels them to go join a convent. The FDA refused to license it, though. Seems it was habit-forming See the original joke at http://cqhub.co/Gw50
Preparing for your first mammogram
Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for the week preceding the exam and doing the following practice exercises, you will be totally prepared. And … Continue reading
Health Tip
If you can’t afford a doctor, go to an airport. You’ll get a free X-Ray and breast exam and, if you mention Al Qaeda, you’ll get a free colonoscopy! See the original joke at http://cqhub.co/Su50
Pregnant Blonde
A blonde goes to the hospital to know whether she is pregnant or not. The doctor does a scan and tells her she is going to have twins. The blonde bursts out in tears and the doctor asks: “Why are … Continue reading
Viagra Theft
Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles of Viagra. The suspect is known to be a hardened criminal! See the original joke at http://cqhub.co/ar50
Samples for the Doctor (PG)
A man goes to his doctor for an annual check up. The doctor says “I’ll need you to come back tomorrow with a urine sample, a poo sample and a sperm sample”. The man replies “Right so doctor, I’ll bring’em … Continue reading
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