Tag Archives: Military
Mechanical Engineers vs Civil Engineers
What’s the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets. See the original joke at http://cqhub.co/iw50
Iranian Airspace
In addition to communicating with the local Air Traffic Control facility, all aircraft in the Persian Gulf AOR are required to give the Iranian Air Defense Radar (military) a ten minute ‘heads up’ if they will be transiting Iranian airspace. … Continue reading
Camel in the Foreign Legion (R)
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted men’s barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, “What’s … Continue reading
Pierre the Fighter Pilot (R)
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It’s a beautiful day, and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says: “Pierre, kiss me!” … Continue reading
Applause for the stripper (R)
The soldiers are tired and lonely after spending weeks in enemy territory. To entertain them, the Major called for this sexy dancer from the nearby town. She came, danced and when the first dance was done, the soldiers went mad. … Continue reading
US Military Then & Now (PG)
1945 – we painted pictures of girls on airplanes to remind us of home. 2000 – they put the real thing in the cockpit. 1945 – your girlfriend was at home praying you would return alive. 2000 – she is … Continue reading
Telling time in the military (G)
Heard over The US Armed Forces Radio Station, Okinawa, in 1959. “HELLLLLLOOOOOO Okinawa!!!!! For all you civilian employees the time is now 4:30. For you guys in the Army and Air Force that’s 1630 hours. For you guys in the … Continue reading
Taking the Genera’s Temprature (PG)
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady. For almost a week he made a complete nuisance of himself, irritating both staff and the other patients, demanding attention and expecting his every order to … Continue reading
In the restroom (PG)
A navy seals and a marine walk into a restroom they both use the restroom. The navy seal washed his hands and the marine just walked out. The navy seal walks to him and says “In the navy they teach … Continue reading
Soldier staying still (PG)
An army soldiers’ sergeant told him to stay where he was and do not move no matter what! In a minute a group of the enemies came charging he stayed where he was. In another there was a search light. … Continue reading
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