Tag Archives: Politics
Surgery by Occupation
Five surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, ‘I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.’ The second responds, ‘Yeah, but … Continue reading
Herman Cain’s Fundraising Efforts
Despite this week’s allegation of sexual harassment, Herman Cain was able to raise more than 250,000 dollars for his campaign on Monday, or to put it another way, enough money to pay off four women. See the original Joke at … Continue reading
A Boy Learns about Politics
The boy says to his dad, “Daddy, I have to write a special report for school, but I don’t know what Politics is.” “Well, son, let’s take our home as an example. I am the bread-winner, so let’s call me … Continue reading
Rick Perry Jokes from Late Night TV
“Gov. Rick Perry of Texas shot a coyote while he was jogging. Who carries a gun while jogging? I can barely manage my iPod. I like the idea of runners carrying guns. Think of how interesting the Boston Marathon will … Continue reading
Bachmann Proposes Slashing Half of Alphabet
‘Vowels Are Not Free,’ Says Tea Party Favorite WASHINGTON (The PDX) – Fresh from the Tea Party’s triumph in the recent debt ceiling fight, Tea Party favorite Michele Bachmann (R-Minn) set the stage for another budget-cutting battle today, proposing that … Continue reading
Why did David Cameron Cross the Road?
In response to the hacking of voicemails by News of the World reporters, including an ex-reporter who became PM David Cameron’s press secretary, we have this collection of Why Did David Cameron Cross the Road riddles: Why did David Cameron … Continue reading
The Businessman, the Libertarian, and the Union rep
The President has a meeting with a business leader, a libertarian leader and a union leader. The President puts out a huge plate of cookies. The business leader reaches over and takes all the cookies expect one. He then leans … Continue reading
Breadwinner
My wife is a nurse at a local hospital. Her specialty is “Catching Babies”. She told me last night (after getting home from her 14-hour shift) that a woman in her 20s was admitted to the Labor and Delivery Department … Continue reading
Cannibal Restaurant
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu…. + Tourist: $8.00 + Broiled Missionary: $10.00 + Fried Explorer: $12.50 + … Continue reading
Housing Market Crisis Explained
Once upon a time, in a place overrun with monkeys, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each. The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest, … Continue reading
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