Tag Archives: Puns
Vegetable Jokes
It came to my attention that we don’t have any vegetable jokes on Jokeindex.com… So, if you hear any, please lettuce know. See the original Joke at http://cqhub.co/W460
Calendar riddle
Q: Does February March? A: No, but April May. See the original Joke at http://cqhub.co/6460
Humor For Lexiphiles (those Who Love Playing On Words)
To write with a broken pencil is… pointless. When fish are in schools they sometimes… take debate. A thief who stole a calendar… got twelve months. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles,… U.C.L.A. The professor discovered that her theory … Continue reading
Super geeky Chemistry Jokes
Does anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na Tell me a potassium joke! K Cats are composed of iron, lithium and neon… or FeLiNe What do you do when a chemist dies? You Barium! BONUS geeky joke: I wanted to … Continue reading
Yes, even more stupid puns…
Don’t put too many adaptors into one socket. They confuse. Josh said, “you remind me of a pepper pot”. I said “I’ll take that as a condiment”. War does not determine who is right – only who is left. See … Continue reading
Doctor Evil’s other Clone
Doctor Evil (of Austin Powers fame) cloned himself again. This time created a full size version of himself. The two of them were charged with “Bigger Me.” See the original joke at http://cqhub.co/jx50
A few more random puns
A man recently invented a knife that cuts four loaves of bread simultaneously. He calls his invention a four-loaf cleaver. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother Cinderella was thrown off the basketball team … Continue reading
Elevator Dad
I was on an elevator the other day, and the operator kept calling me ‘son.’ I said, ‘Why do you call me ‘son’? You’re not my father.’ He said, ‘I brought you up, didn’t I?’ See the original joke at … Continue reading
FDA Pulls Drug From Market
A pharmaceutical company developed a new drug which, when administered to women, compels them to go join a convent. The FDA refused to license it, though. Seems it was habit-forming See the original joke at http://cqhub.co/Gw50
Career Problems
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn’t concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe. After … Continue reading
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