Tag Archives: Religion
If Cars Programming Languages
Ada is a tank. A butt-ugly tank that never breaks down. People laugh uncontrollably if you tell them you drive Ada, but really, do you want to be driving a sports car in a war zone? Assembly Language is a … Continue reading
Four Nuns at the Gates of Heaven
Four nuns are killed and arrive at the Gates of Heaven. They line up in front of St Peter. The first nun says “St Peter, I once saw a man’s penis. May I still enter?” St Peter replies “Wash your … Continue reading
Confession Lessons
The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple of confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional … Continue reading
Difference between a Priest and Acne
How do you tell the difference between a priest and acne? Acne waits until a boy reaches puberty to spew on his face. See the original joke at http://cqhub.co/D060
How the Internet Started
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long … Continue reading
New Dry Cleaner
A man opened a dry-cleaning business next door to the convent. He knocked on the door and asked the Mother Superior if she had any dirty habits. See the original joke at http://cqhub.co/3×50
Nuns at the Baseball Game
Three nuns were attending a baseball game. Three men were sitting directly behind. Because their habits were partially blocking the view, the men decided to badger the nuns hoping that they’d get annoyed enough to move to another area. In … Continue reading
FDA Pulls Drug From Market
A pharmaceutical company developed a new drug which, when administered to women, compels them to go join a convent. The FDA refused to license it, though. Seems it was habit-forming See the original joke at http://cqhub.co/Gw50
A Math Limerick
There was a young fellow from Trinity Who took the square root of infinity But the number of digits Gave him the fidgets He dropped math and took up divinity See the original joke at http://cqhub.co/Tv50
Pepito rides his bike to church
Pepito rides his bike to church and leaves it outside saying, “Hey holy spirit! I leave you my bike to watch over.” He prays with the priest and finishes with, “In name of the Father, the Son, Amen” “Hey Pepito,” … Continue reading
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