Tag Archives: Riddles/One liners
Doctor at the World Health Organization
I used to work as a doctor for the World Health Organization. I didn’t mean to, I thought I was auditioning for Doctor Who. — Milton Jones See the original Joke at http://cqhub.co/e560
Zombie One-liners and Riddles
What is the difference between zombies and patched jeans? Zombies are dead men, Jeans are mended. When do zombies go to sleep? When they are dead tired. What do you call a one inch zombie? Tomb Thumb Where do you … Continue reading
Calendar riddle
Q: Does February March? A: No, but April May. See the original Joke at http://cqhub.co/6460
Helen Keller’s Dog
Q: Why did Helen Keller’s dog commit suicide? A: It couldn’t live with the name “aaaoouuueuuueaaoaa” any longer. See the original joke at http://cqhub.co/7160
Hipster Riddle
Did you hear about the hipster that burnt his tongue? He ate pizza before it was cool. See the original joke at http://cqhub.co/lz50
Humor For Lexiphiles (those Who Love Playing On Words)
To write with a broken pencil is… pointless. When fish are in schools they sometimes… take debate. A thief who stole a calendar… got twelve months. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles,… U.C.L.A. The professor discovered that her theory … Continue reading
Dude, she just called you…
“Dude, she just called you fat.” “Oh, hell no, hold my cheese burger.” “Dude, she just called you a nerd.” “Oh, hell no, hold my math book.” “Dude, she just called you gay.” “Oh, hell no, hold my purse.” “Dude, … Continue reading
Super geeky Chemistry Jokes
Does anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na Tell me a potassium joke! K Cats are composed of iron, lithium and neon… or FeLiNe What do you do when a chemist dies? You Barium! BONUS geeky joke: I wanted to … Continue reading
Why did David Cameron Cross the Road?
In response to the hacking of voicemails by News of the World reporters, including an ex-reporter who became PM David Cameron’s press secretary, we have this collection of Why Did David Cameron Cross the Road riddles: Why did David Cameron … Continue reading
Naming the dog
Joe: What do you call a dog with no front legs and no back legs? Fred: I don’t know. Joe: Don’t call him, he wont come anyways. See the original joke at http://cqhub.co/By50
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