Tag Archives: Work
Surgery by Occupation
Five surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, ‘I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.’ The second responds, ‘Yeah, but … Continue reading
A Manager on the Farm
The manager of a large corporation got a heart attack, and the doctor told him to go for several weeks to a farm to relax. The guy went to a farm, and after a couple of days he was very … Continue reading
Mechanical Engineers vs Civil Engineers
What’s the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets. See the original joke at http://cqhub.co/iw50
Elevator Dad
I was on an elevator the other day, and the operator kept calling me ‘son.’ I said, ‘Why do you call me ‘son’? You’re not my father.’ He said, ‘I brought you up, didn’t I?’ See the original joke at … Continue reading
Career Problems
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn’t concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe. After … Continue reading
Job Applicaiton
NAME: Greg Bulmash SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. DESIRED POSITION: Company’s President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I were in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first … Continue reading
New Secretary (PG)
Two guys were discussing the new secretary at their office. John to George: “Man, I dated her last Tuesday and we had wonderful sex. She’s a lot better in bed than my wife!” Two days later. George to John: “Well, … Continue reading
Hot Shot Business Man (G)
A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked … Continue reading
I wanna be a garbage man! (G)
A father is asked by his friend, “Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?” “Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector,” he replies. To this his friend responds, “Strange ambition to have for … Continue reading
CIA Final Exam (PG)
A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there’s a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the … Continue reading
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