Tag Archives: Work
Email and Job Hunting (G)
An unemployed man is desperate to support his family of a wife and three kids. He applies for a janitor’s job at a large firm and easily passes an aptitude test. The human resources manager tells him, “You will be … Continue reading
Gynecologist’s Assistant Job (PG)
A man goes into the Job Center in Downtown Calgary, and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist’s Assistant. Interested, he goes to learn more. “Can you give me some more details?” he asks the clerk. The clerk pulls up … Continue reading
Holiday Party Memo (PG)
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: October 1, 2009 RE: Gala Christmas Party I’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd, starting at noon in the private function … Continue reading
Better than Welfare (PG)
A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, “Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I’d really rather have a job.” The social worker behind … Continue reading
Mom’s Job (PG)
After the drawing below was graded, the child brought it home. She returned to school the next day with the following note from her Mommy: Dear Ms. Davis, I want to be very clear on the subject in my child’s … Continue reading
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Professional Title (R)
A woman shows up for her appointment with H&R Block. The preparer gets her name, address, social security number, etc., then asks, “What is your occupation?” “I’m a whore,” she says. He’s taken aback, looks at her with a squint … Continue reading
New virus – WORK (G)
There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus … Continue reading
Are you working like this? (PG)
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Anal Glaucoma (PG)
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well. “What’s the matter?” he asks. “I have a case of anal glaucoma,” she says in a weak voice. “What … Continue reading
Juggling Jokes (G)
Q:How do you kill a circus? A:Go for the juggler! Juggler: “I think someone’s out to get me” Friend: “what makes you think that?” Juggler: “Yesterday I received a package containing three hand grenades!” Juggler walks into a bar with … Continue reading
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