Tag Archives: Yo Mamma/insults
Insulting Uranus
Editor’s Note: Although the scientific community has been trying to get us to all pronounce Uranus as you’re-uh-nuss instead of your-anus, the jokes will never die. Here are a few oneliner insults built around how we really pronounce the planet’s … Continue reading
Dumb as a List of Insults (PG)
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. As smart as bait. Chimney’s clogged. Doesn’t have all his dogs on one leash. Doesn’t know much, bot leads the league in nostril hair. Elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top … Continue reading
A few more curses (G)
May you be named Ben Ladden and be paged over the PA system at the Army-Navy game. May you be forced to eat worms, run naked in front of your friends, be humiliated by a stern Englishwoman and not become … Continue reading
Intellectual Genital Boasting (R)
My genitals are so gigantic, and yours so woefully inadequate, that evolution laughs at you and promises that your male offspring will also be cursed with your ridiculous nubbin — thus dooming your DNA! My genitals are so sweetly intoxicating, … Continue reading
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Snappy comebacks for pickup lines (PG)
I know how to please a woman. Then please leave me alone. I want to give myself to you. Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts. Your hair color is fabulous. Thank you. It’s on aisle three at the corner drug … Continue reading
A bunch of insults (PG)
I’m looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven’t had it yet. When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I’ll say your stupidity. Well, I’ll see you in my … Continue reading
Making faces (G)
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, “Bobby, when I was a child I was told if that I made … Continue reading
Yo momma is so poor (PG)
yo mama is so poor i lit a ciggarette and she sang “clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord we now got heat.” yo moma so poor i saw her kicking a trash can down the street i … Continue reading
Engineer Bashing (G)
Q: When does a person decide to become an engineer? A: When he realizes he doesn’t have the charisma to be an undertaker. Q: What do engineers use for birth control? A: Their personalities. Q: How can you tell an … Continue reading
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Yo momma is so bald (PG)
Editor’s Note: We get so many yo momma jokes that I decided to group them. Keep checking back, this is likely to grow. —- yo moma so bald that she doesnt get finger waves she gets finger prints yo momma … Continue reading
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